This, I feel, would look lovely outside the Blunt Offices. We are waterfront after all.
(11 blocks away from the Delaware River counts as Waterfront, right?)
This little bad boy is on sale right now on ebay at the “buy now” price of $1,2oo. Or, you could try your luck in one of those crazy auctions. Either way, I recommend you check this out. Imagine how cool this would look out on the open seas, or in an inflatable pool in your back yard. If anyone buys this before I do things I’m not proud of to get the funds, I only ask the finder’s fee of one ride and a Rita’s water ice. Not too much to ask, right?